Retail Hell The Book

Somewhere A Mannequin Is Missing Her Ass

...and she must be pissed.
At least the silicone is breathable and prevents budging or shifting.

Sale Overkill

It must be working. I stopped my car to take a picture.

Sale Name Translations

There are plenty of lame sale names. But what do they really mean?

I've gone ahead and translated some of the popular ones for you.

The White Sale = Metallic Rust Sale

Early Bird Sale = Hungry Vulture Sale

12 Hour Sale = 12 Minute Sale

Last Call Sale = Let's Get Drunk Sale

Parking Lot Sale = Skid Row Sale

Half Yearly Sale = Half Scary Sale

One Day Sale = One Year Sale

Pre Season Sale = Pre Ejaculation Sale

The Private Sale = The Prick Sale

Employee Discount Sale = Employee Financial Disaster

Sale Semi -Annual Warehouse Sale = Semi-Nightly Whorehouse

Sale Clearance Sale = Landfill Sale

Friends and Family Sale = Freaks and Fools Sale

Blow Out Sale = Blow Me Sale

Big Brown Bag Sale = Big Bag of Shit Sale

Me and Bindi

This adorable Boxer is Bindi and she loves belly rubs.
Bindi belongs to my cousin's family, The Bozeks: Dad Bill, Mom Terri (my cousin), and daughters Cassandra, Kylie, and Chelsea.
You can bet she gets lots of love.

And Bindi gives lots of love....she's a hugger.

Bindi also likes to savor her grass.

Shopping Cart Gets A Time Out

Bad shopping cart! Running people over is unacceptable.

Butch Walker's Here Comes... (The Mannequin?)

Me Squinting With Some Mannequin Bitches

These manni's have serious attitude!

A New Sale

Customer Reject

One way to get out of cleaning the toilet is to "accidentally" forget the Comet. Oops.

Freeman Hall Interview with News 4 Today

This is my first TV interview on June 4th with Karen Reuter of News 4 Today in my home town of Reno, Nevada. She was amazing and I had a great time! Producer Samantha Szesciorka and her team were retailicious. Thank you guys!