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There are plenty of lame
sale names. But what do they really mean?
I've gone ahead and translated some of the popular ones for you.
The White
Early Bird
12 Hour
Last Call
Parking Lot
Half Yearly
One Day
Pre Season
The Private Sale = The Prick
Employee Discount
Sale Semi -Annual Warehouse
Sale Clearance Sale = Landfill
Friends and Family Sale = Freaks and Fools Sale
Blow Out Sale = Blow Me Sale
Big Brown Bag
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There is a hell on earth and it's called retail! And I like to take a little Jack with mine! What about you? - Freeman
Love the list Free. I can relate to those as well as you know. Here is another one. How about...
"I LOST MY ASS SALE"
REASONS:
I'M in DEPT and they are COMING AFTER ME...Dirty Bastards!!! I will donate this shit or pawn it off on E-BAY before I let these A-holes have it. Quit sending me those DAMN 'SATANIC' CREDIT CARDS! YOU BANKS ARE ALL DEMONS!!!!!!!!
DID NOT SIGN A PRENUPTIAL! My wife is taking my ass to the cleaners! I only kept 2 MISTRESSES...HONEY-PIE! I got rid of the other 5!
OK. SO I STOLE FROM PEOPLE AND EMBEZZLED SOME MONEY... SO WHAT.IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY! Watching Miami Vice in the 80's...all those RICH PRICKS...Hey it looked good on Television! Do I really have to sell the 12 cars and the yacht!
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE MENTAL ISSUES: I really could not help myself. I know i am sick and I felt I needed to cheer myself up so I treated myself JUST ONE TIME to a life time supply of Nestles TOLL HOUSE COOKIES!
MICHAEL JACKSON DID IT...WHY NOT ME? Because you are not Michael Jackson..DUMB ASS!
Posted by: Jeff | July 29, 2009 at 11:51 PM