We've all heard a gazillion reasons why Custy's want to return something.
Here are some of the more common return excuses along with answers you might be able to use!
Mocking the situation can be loads of fun and take
the edge off! Custys with a sense of humor love it.
Just remember to make a joke out your comeback line and then toss your Custy a shit-eating retail smile and say, "I'm just foolin ya!"
Here are some of m favorite Return Hell Underground (RHU) Comeback Lines:
Returner: "It didn't wear
well."
RHU Comeback: "I can
see that. The car must have been going pretty fast.
Returner: "My husband,
(wife, daughter, son, friend), didn't like it."
RHU Comeback: "Maybe
they need a pair of glasses?"
Returner: "It made me
sick."
RHU: Combeback "It has
that effect on people."
Returner: "It ruined my
life and I'm getting a divorce.
RHU Comeback: "I hope you get the house and the dog."
Returner: "My boyfriend's mother blew her back out and can't use it anymore."
RHU Comeback: "Maybe
your boyfriend could carry it for her."
Returner: "I already have
this one."
RHU Comeback: "So do
we and we don't need another one."
Returner: "I bought too
much."
RHU Comeback: "So I
heard, it was on CNN last night."
Returner: "It was gift. I
don’t like it."
RHU Comeback: "I
think you just hurt its feelings."
Returner: "I'm not in love with it anymore."
RHU Comeback: "Maybe
you just need couple's counseling. I hate to see it end like this."
Returner: "Yes, the bottle of face cream is empty. But it broke out my face. Someone said keep using it."
RHU Comeback: "Seriously,
am I being punked?"
Returner: Can I return this?
RHU Comeback: "Can you not and say you did?"
Returner: I'd like to return
this?
RHU Comeback: "And
I'd like to go to
Returner: Can I make a return?
RHU Comeback: "Sure, I'll have mine on the rocks with a double shot and twist of lime."
Returner: "I'm so sorry,
I need to return."
RHU Comeback: "I'm so
sorry, we don't accept returns at our store."
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