From Retail Hell Underground's blogger Burger Bitch:
First off, I'm hoping you all had a lube filled Valentine's Day, and that you played safe.
However, today was Twat Day and I wasn't notified until the very last minute.
I'm just getting over the stomach flu, so I'm still a bit groggy, tired and my patience level is at an all time low.
The very first order I take in Drive Thru was this rude, Jamaican bitch.
I could barely understand a word she was saying until she screamed in my fucking face. I finally get her order out (Three minutes later than it should have been because she changed her mind, twice.)
I hand her the bag, tell her to have a nice day, and get on with the next order.
Now, our window is kind of challenged at the moment, you have to slam it, and since it's, y'know, WINTER, I like to keep the window shut. So I shut the window and move on to the next order. She honks her horn, I open the window.
Her: I SAID I WANTED SOME KETCHUP AND DON'T SLAM THE FUCKING WINDOW AT ME.Me: We have to slam it, it's broken, and there's already ketchup in your bag -Monotone voice-
Her: I want a CUP for it!She also had those crazy fake nails that you only see in porno's (Don't kid yourself, you know what I'm talking about.)
I get her a cup, she tells me to fill it myself because she doesn't have the time to open all the packets.
Yeah? And I don't have time for your fucking shenanigans. I gave her an empty cup an locked the window.
So, when I filled out the void, I put "Customer was a douchebag." as the reason, and head office can suck it when they see it.Then I grabbed an order on cash while I wasn't busy, and it took me ten fucking minutes because the dumb bitch didn't know what she wanted to drink.
Her: I'll have a large chocolate milk.
Me: Sorry, we're actually out of the large chocolate and white milks.Her: Ok, a large white milk then.
Me: ... We're out of those..Her: A Tonic Water then.
Me: Sorry, we don't have tonic water.Her: WELL, WHAT DO YOU HAVE.
Huge Sign: -Shows the drinks-Me: That shows all of the drinks right there.
Her: And you want me to READ all of that?Poor cupcake, you have to spend all of your energy reading. Aaws.
I should have given her the stomach flu, ignorant dillhole.
--BB
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