Happy Thanksgiving!
Mannequin Handjob
Relax, dude! I've done this a million times. The Store Manager won't even notice!
Euro Christmas Tree Mannequin
From a shop in Colgne, Germany. If Lady GaGa catches sight of this, she'll weep in horror.(Because you know she would do the whole Christmas tree look soooo much better!) And is that a Playboy bunny around her neck? Nice.
Skull Mannequins
And of course I think they are total badass! They belong to a cool rocker store on Hollywood Blvd. I think I need the horned-hoody for book signings.....
Purple Hair Mannequin Clique
Are they trying to tell shoppers that everything looks great with purple hair?
Pic sent in by Kerry who spotted them at Sears of all places!
Mannequin Magician
Maybe she can make her shoes disappear.
Fitting Room Mannequin Monitor
She's missing rubber gloves, disinfectant, and a garbage bag.
M&M Forced To Become a Mannequin
...or is this a clever ploy to keep from being eaten.
Mannequin Memorial Day Party
More mannequin awesomeness from Marc Jacobs in LA.
If only we had those arrows to shoot at nightmare custys.
Marc Jacobs mannis know how to throw a party!
Sci-Fi Mannequins
From mannequin artist Eiotown. West Hollywood, CA. Check out his mannequin webiste: eiotown.com
Cork mannequin!
Killer hair.
There is a hell on earth and it's called retail! And I like to take a little Jack with mine! What about you?
- Freeman
FREEMAN AS FREDDY
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