Forget 20%, this bitch is headed for the "Take Me I'm Free Table!"
While signing Retail Hell last weekend, I had the utter joy of listening to customers pick up Spiedy's book behind me and comment on it.
Here are some the things I overheard:
"You have got to be kidding me!"
"I'm getting you this for Christmas."
"The text is big like a childrens book."
"I'm getting that for the White Elephant Gift Exchange."
"I'm going to vomit."
There were lots of comments, but I did not spy any Spiedy fans taking it to the register. Perhaps everyone already knows their fame secrets: be rich, blond, and obnoxious.
Future Markdown is new category on RHU. We all see merch in our stores that is so ugly and heinous we just know it's "headed for markdown!" Take a pic and send it in: submit@retailhellunderground.com
