Retail Hell The Book

Butt-tastic Store

They probably have a huge fat-ass section and there are assholes everywhere.

 

Awesome Sinage

Scary Christmas Window Display

Santa's got big stick and he's going to use it on you if you're naughty!

In all fairness, this is an Out of the Closet thrift store window, but still...you think the Gays would have been slightly more creative...

 

Fitting Room Door Sign

Why Retail Slaves Hate The Holidays

Descent into Hell.

  

Holiday Counter Sign

New Halloween Store

Halloween Carpet Barn Store

I wonder how many carpet returns they're getting.

 

Famous Cupcakes: Most Awesome Door Greeters Ever

A new cupcake store in Beverly Hills. They had two women on stilts dressed as saloon girls for the door greeters! How could you not stop! They posed for me together, even though their greeting stations were on either side of the doors. Yes, I went in and bought a cupcake. How could I not. I had red velvet and it was yummy.

Store Counter Sign