Retail Hell The Book

The Shopping Cart Killer

...waiting to mow down his next victim...

 

Shopping Cart Breaks With Cabbies

..and finds camaraderie ranting about piggy custys and dirty diapers.

 

Stalker Shopping Cart

Cartie is ready to roll the minute he catches sight of the illustrious Whole Foods Cart being held captive by a crazy cat lady. He will rescue WFC and win her over!

Shopping Cart Ponders Age Old Question

...humming the words to a Clash song: "Should I stay or should I go?!" From Mick.

Shopping Cart Has Crush On Liam Neeson

Nice choice Cartie! Liam is badass.

Shopping Cart Snowed In

...and lovin it! Cartie says he'll take a deep freeze over a dirty diaper any day.

Frozen cart captured by RHU Shopping Cart Photog Mick, who says cart was suspended in time by Jabba the *mart at the Stupidcenter in Zion IL.

Shopping cart "Just feels right"

From Burger Bitch:

Apparently it "just felt right" to leave the cart there where I could nearly hit it with the truck door.

My dad, swearing and shouting about "rarrrrrarrr dumbasses leaving their fucking carts where people can hit them. Cocksuckers rarrarrrr" took it back to the corral, which was ten feet away, if that.

And yes, that is a Timmie's cup in the cart.

--Burger Bitch

 

From Mick: Dollar Tree cart's escape from Whitnall Square is thwarted by Chairman Bob's new security fencing.

One Shopping Cart's New Year's Resolution

...to find a new job and get as far away from the parking lot, piggy shoppers, and hellspawn as possible. From Mick.

 

Ice Road Shopping Carts

Some 250 miles north of the 7th Layer of Retail Hell, the Ice Road Shopping Carts face severe cold, volatile weather and some of the world's most dangerous crustys and hellspawn. Watch for it on Hell's Network.